Life hack: whenever a guy says “let me tell you something about women,” pretend everything after that is just him making airplane noises
Mode 1: Vector Graphics Engine
Mode 2: Fast Blitter Emulation
Mode 3: Makeshift Panini Press
Mode 4: Holds Awkwardly Shaped Candles Upright For Hours
Mode 5: Console Emits Moaning Noises, Oozes Blood-Like Substance
Mode 6: Opens Demonic Gateway, Summons Dark Lord From Stygian Abyss, Enables Fake Surround Sound Via DSP
"I just organized a meet-up for fans of my favorite webcomic, Homestuck."
"Do you have any interest in writing comics?"
"My sister and I have tossed around a few ideas."
"What’s one of your ideas?"
"What if Spiderman…. went to Comic Con?"
dude must be really late for school
Michael Grab has mastered the art of stone balancing. He explains how he does it. “The most fundamental element of balancing in a physical sense is finding some kind of “tripod” for the rock to stand on. Every rock is covered in a variety of tiny to large indentations that can act as a tripod for the rock to stand upright, or in most orientations you can think of with other rocks. By paying close attention to the feeling of the rocks, you will start to feel even the smallest clicks as the notches of the rocks in contact are moving over one another. In the finer point balances, these clicks can be felt on a scale smaller than millimeters. Some point balances will give the illusion of weightlessness as the rocks look to be barely touching. Parallel to the physical element of finding tripods, the most fundamental non-physical element is harder to explain through words. In a nutshell, I am referring to meditation, or finding a zero point or silence within yourself. Some balances can apply significant pressure on your mind and your patience. The challenge is overcoming any doubt that may arise.”
IM HYPERVENTILATING HOLY FUCKKKKKK
"Don’t worry, FDIC insurance has you covered. Oh wait. Shit. Fuck. Shit. I’m gonna get fucking murdered in my sleep fuck shit jesus’s asshole I am so fucking fucked"
The “Bitcoin Kingpin” looks exactly how I would imagine a kingpin of imaginary nerd money would look
I didn’t know it was possible to combine “slimy banker,” “huge fucking nerd,” and “complete lack of foresight” into a cohesive look and style, but this guy has really broken some aesthetic ground here